The Top 16 Signs Your Kids Have Been Watching Too Much Jerry Springer?

During Sunday sermon, they hold a palm up to the pastor and say, Talk to the hand!


Every night at the dinner table, it’s the same routine: “Eat your vegetables, and the chairs go flying.


You’ve had to replace the baby-sitter with three burly stagehands.


Dinner topic: Teenage boys who hide Playboys under their mattresses.


Junior’s new mastery of the headlock has made him the star of his high school debate team.


Have evolved from playing Doctor to Plastic Surgeon specializing in Male Enlargement.


They want to know why they only live in a house instead of a doublewide trailer.


At the dinner table, little Billy announces a surprise guest: your secretary/mistress.


Your Elvis shrine ain’t been Endusted in two weeks.


Her tendency to hop up on tables, tear her shirt open and dance suggestively has gotten you banned from more than one Chuck E. Cheese.


Your youngest has stopped calling you Mommy in favor of Crack-ho.


Math: C- History: D+ English: F Interviewing Transvestite Hookers: A+


Last year, when you told him to clean his room, you merely got a sullen look. This year you get a dining room chair over your head.


Your son asks if anyone makes a DNA paternity test kit for Cabbage Patch Kids.


During that little talk with Junior, you’re forced to admit that you don’t know if hermaphrodites are birds or bees.


Poor Ken just found out he hasn’t been dating Barbie, but GI Joe in drag.

The Top 16 Signs Your Kids Have Been Watching Too Much Jerry Springer?
I like tht one:


"Your youngest has stopped calling you Mommy in favor of Crack-ho."





LOL :D
Reply:Jerry Springer... who is he? or her?
Reply:Top Ten Other Signs, Letterman style:





10) Rushing and attacking Grandma as soon as she comes into the living room.


9) Shaves their heads to look like Steve.


8) The idea of Lesbian biker nuns doesn't seem that strange to them.


7) Cousin Chelsea is starting to look pretty good.


6) Tops are off more often than on.


5) Starts referring to their "time outs" as "having done hard time!"


4) Wants to grow up to be an ex-con.


3) Whole body is covered with temporary tattoos of Elmo and Dora the Explorer.


2) "Mister Rogers Neighborhood" is now a trailer park, and instead of putting on a sweater, he puts on a Wifebeater.





And the Number One Sign you're kids are watching too much Jerry Springer:


10) They "bleep" when they talk.
Reply:This is great stuff! Hahaha. Here's one more.





When you bring dinner to the table, the kids chant "Mommy, mommy mommy!"
Reply:Good one
Reply:so what exactly IS the question?
Reply:lmao your great ! great joke thanks for the laugh star for you and a kiss mwah x ;0)
Reply:great.very funny!!





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