What's the biggest lie that came out of your mouth?

A. "I love you" (to your wife/husband, girlfriend/boyfriend)





B. "Good luck" (to your friend before taking a test or before a job interview)





C. Burp





D. Other





*if you chose D, what was it?

What's the biggest lie that came out of your mouth?
when breaking up....."it's not you ,it's me"........ making love....... "your're the best"..... one night stand........."this is unusual for me, I don't usually do this"..... bill collector........"I already mailed it,you should get it tomorrow or the next day"........girlfriend......"none of your friends looks anywhere as good as you,and I'm not attracted to any of your friends"....... "the dog".............
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Reply:D. Of course I like you and not your best friend. hahaha (to ex boyfriend)
Reply:D, When I Said Ur Mom Was Hot.
Reply:d. I'm going to a church lock-in Mom





(I was actually going to Marti Gras)





The others I don't lie about- except Burp? huh?
Reply:D. I don't want to judge but...
Reply:a, b,c,d mom i was in church the whole time.of course i know the information i just forgot 2 tell u.





mom do u realy think i can lie to you?





i dont care if u sit next to her.





omg that looks so good on u(worst enemy) rolled eyes as soon as possible.





i cant decide between the 2 of u i mean i'm not going out with # 1 just cuz he's te most popular guy in school./ or cuz he has a car. hee-hee (girls and their lies.)
Reply:D. other


i when i was 17 i was walking down the street and smoking weed. i see these white dudes in this lil beater car starring at me. my first thought was it's about to go down. then they jump out the car while it was in motion. he was dressed in blue collared shirt that he had tucked in his blue jeans and a mag lite. Then i switched the thought of wippin some a$$ to oh **** the cops ! and turn around booked it! straight jetted on them( By the way i run the 100 in 11 flat and my 40 is 4.5 so i fly) i lost them and then cop car jumps out on me and points his gun and yell "STOP OR SHOOT YOUR A**" i said "got damn don't shoot me!" after that they couldn't arrest me cuz they didn't yell "stop the police" and they weren't in uniform. i had told them i thought they were racist tryin to start somethin ( its happened before)because that was my original thought except i wasn't going to run. lol( don't like racist) but when i seen how square they was about the whole situation i realized they were the POLICE and jetted. they believed me and told me not to smoke because I'm to fast for that. crazy!
Reply:D: I said, "Have a nice day" to my worst enemy. That also ties with the time I said, "Hi!" to my aunt, whom I dislike. I was more along the lines of "Go away and die," but of course I didn't say that.
Reply:D. This one.
Reply:My friend would say "I Do". hahahaha
Reply:D. it wasnt me, id never do such a thing!!
Reply:wrong catagory,,, edit
Reply:D. i Can't lie to you!
Reply:I HAD A MULTIPLE ORGASM
Reply:E. All the above.
Reply:D. No dear, those jeans do NOT make your butt look big.
Reply:D. Huh! What are you talking about Mom I didnt eat ALL of the muffins...





lol
Reply:D.) I think being gay is normal.
Reply:D. I didn't do it.
Reply:A but it was a long long time ago
Reply:D. No, i dont have a crush on your boyfriend!
Reply:d, nothng that big